What If: Part 1

Pech, Erebus, and Rainbow Dash all tried to travel somewhere using Sine's Sifter, and there was a terrible accident?

And just to be extra cruel it somehow turned them into an Ultramarine.

Zephyrus, you're trying too hard

Don't try to run before you can walk, after all.

I just realized...

Zoofights VI had Hardcore Prawn win by cheating. I voted against Prawn, and I was damn aggrieved he won by treachery (I really get into my fake animal tournaments). So while discussing lobster with a friend, I just randomly yelled PRAWWWWWWNNNNNN! before saying it was an in-joke she wouldn't get.

Then I realized it. Zoofights VI's theme was the 80's.

Why, oh why, didn't I make this reference? Why didn't it occur to me until over THREE MONTHS LATER?

Well, that's how it will always be for me now. PRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!

(Prrawwwnnn!)

WTF Theater Part 4: We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes...

The good news is, this is technically an AMV/edited video than a straightforward one.

On the other...someone made this. With TIME. And EFFORT.

I think I prefered it when Marik was playing Bloodlines.

Was poking through some old Zoofights posts...

Wow, people were really mad at me, weren't they? I must remember that as I plot away, seeing what this year's structure is going to be and what others are going to do. Plot away and make plans to avoid the bad of last year and repeat the good...yes...bloody BLOODY plans...

I may also soon post a gigantic rant about Reddit. Undecided.

WTF Theater Part 3: Giant Enemy Crab

There is a weak point. There is massive damage. There is not a shred of sense.

I am noticing a trend with WTF here.

Jaxx? More like HAXX!

I imagine making a Zoofights-RP platformer with multiple characters where the final fight would be a hideous fusion of Swanmass and the Lord or something. Sine would have multiple weapons and a double jump but be fragile. Zephyrus would have projectiles, be tank-like, and have Mach, but otherwise be slow and plodding. Erebus would do horrendous damage at close range but be easy to hit. Sarah would have little attack power but potent healing and holy spells. Eddie would have wings but his attacks would all have a wind up time. Jonesy would do great damage to stationary enemies with her flamethrowers but have trouble with moving enemies. And so on.

And Jaxx would just do this.

Jaxx is a bloody cheater.

WTF Theater Part 2: JRPG Event Horizon

STOP SAYING HYPERDIMENSIONAL.

WTF Theater, Part 1: What Killed The Dinosaurs?

Tennis, apparently.

Who am I...?

"'The Winter Woman is as wild as a blizzard, as fresh as new snow....

While some see her as cold, she has a fiery heart under that ice-queen exterior. 

She likes the stark simplicity of Japanese art and the daring complexity of Russian literature. 

She prefers sharp to flowing lines, brooding to pouting, and rock and roll to country and western. 

Her drink is vodka, her car is German, her analgesic is Advil. 

The Winter Woman likes her men weak and her coffee strong. She is prone to anemia, hysteria...and suicide.'

...story of my life. And I've had a few.


Lives. And stories.


Yet when I run low on ink, I still go get more. Who knows what's on the next page?"