Friday, 23 March 2012

WTF Theater 8: A Request To Steel Komodo

EXPLAIN THIS, PLEASE (this is a link)

PLEASE...what's with the panda? And the super robot cyborg girl! And the 'Excellent!' And the giant and the devil and why is the old man doing a powerbomb and EXPLAIN, TEKKEN DEVOTEE! EXPLAINNNNNNNNN!

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  1. That, my friend, is Tekken: Blood Vengeance. The offical Tekken movie Namco made because the live-action movie was shit.

    I suggest looking up http://tekken.wikia.com/wiki/Tekken_Wiki if you want to know anything about the characters, but I will say that Giant Wood Monster Heihachi was never in any of the games. And that's probably for the best.

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    1. *consults Wiki. Reads a fair bit...isn't helped as much as he wanted*

      ...But...why is there a panda and...WHY is Lee teaching when he's really a CEO and...WHY DID HEHAICHI USE A POWERBOMB?

      *head explodes*

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    2. Panda is Ling Xiaoyu's pet. She's in the game because pandas are awesome. End of.

      Lee teaching is probably part of a running joke Namco has, with him turning up in wierd situations. He was a bartender in Anna's Tekken 6 ending, I believe.

      And Heihachi's always had a powerbomb. That's been part of his moveset for ages, as one of his throws. Mostly due to rule of cool.

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