Thursday, 25 June 2020

Like Lightning Gaiden: Suffer Not

(Cowritten with Ruby Chao and HoodedPitohui)

“What’s the largest task you’ve taken on single handedly, Pitohui?”

“Hmm…” Pitohui paused in thought, the glint in her eyes the only indication of all the chaos and destruction she was  thinking back on. “Guess it depends on who you ask. I’ve had people gang up on me and had to slaughter them, I’ve fought a dragon - mechanical, but, hey, the thing was gnarly. Guess I’d say the largest fight I’ve ever had was the Brawl, though. Did pretty well for myself, but you already knew that. Though, for some reason, I’m guessing you’re not counting battle royales as going solo, are you?”

“No. This is a case of one...well, TWO...against many. And against an enemy without pity, remorse, or reason. That’s why I called it off for a bit. I didn’t want to stick your neck in a noose.”

Pitohui offers naught but a half-snort in response. “You were worried about putting me in danger? Ah-ha-ha, that’s good. You realize I live for this kind of work, don’t you? But I guess it’s good you’re careful. Wouldn’t want to let this one,” she pointed to Kanade, who she had asked to accompany her, with Dawn’s approval, “get hurt. And if I get banged up too badly, it’ll throw a wrench in everything else.”

“Please, I’m not made of glass. You learned that firsthand, right?”

Pitohui almost seems to leave it off there, but, a moment later, she chimed in with one more thought. 

“And you’re sure she’ll be okay on this, right? I’ve had enough trouble on my hands, I don’t need to go back to people thinking I murdered her in some far-away land.”

“I can’t give you perfect assurance, no. Just...semi favorable odds.”

“Right, well, whatever. She can take care of herself. Besides, it’s not like she hasn’t already fought a monster that didn’t have a clue what it was doing - and I’m sure I’m tougher than these things. Just warp her out or something if things get real bad. I wouldn’t want to get dragged down having to stop and protect her, y’know?” Was she only teasing Kanade, or was there a hint of seriousness to Pitohui’s request? It was difficult to say. “Anyway, I’m game when you are!”

“Hold on. You don’t even know the details of the mission beyond ‘dangerous’. And about that warp out…”

“I mean, that didn’t stop my uncle.” Kanade commented. “And considering what he had to deal with… yeah, I’m ready.” 

Pitohui certainly picked up on that, noting it down for her later reference. So, Kanade Amou had been holding out on her, huh? She’d have to do a little more digging into the Amou family tree.

“This is a taint-type breach. Something unnatural has broken through to Baltimore. Well, A Baltimore. A wound to elsewhere. I can close the wound...but not without getting rid of the infection. There’s someone on the ground already, but...he’s a part of the problem as much as the solution. To fully close it, an outside source of ‘cleaning’ is needed. Originally, just Pitohui, but...it’s worse than I thought.

“I sent three scout bodies in there. None came back.”

“Three, huh? We’re already down three members, then?” Pitohui knew she couldn’t exactly qualify the bodies Dawn had sent down as teammates, but she did like the sound of going to finish a job three people had already failed at. “I like our odds. Sounds like it might actually be a challenge. So, we go, kill some whatevers to clean the place up, and we’re back, right?”

“I wasn’t finished. The rot...once you go in, it throws everything out of whack. I’ll be able to send you stuff IN, and MONITOR you...but it will be hard to pull you out. Much higher chance of mistakes. The only way to get it back to safe levels is obvious. Clear it out. I don’t think you’ll have much in the way of time to rest, either. Once you start killing, all the spawns of this wrongness are going to start beelining right for you. You’ll be shining to them like a beacon. Your only real advantage there is they’re not allied. They’ll kill each other if a more normal target isn’t presenting itself.”

“Well, that’s one thing my Gungnir is good at. Crowd control.” Kanade flipped the pendant with her fingers a couple times. “Between that and the heavy artillery I know she’s packing, I think you picked the right people for the job. Still: you’re sure that more wouldn’t work?”

“We’ll be fine. If they want to come to us, we let ‘em. Doesn’t matter what the numbers are. We’ll handle them. Hell, if you want, I can dance around and fire away, and I’ll let you sit back and jump in the fray when you want. I’ll be right in the mix, and you can throw in an ambush on ‘em while I keep ‘em busy.” Pitohui, if the grin on her face is any indication, is ready to jump into the fire, with gasoline, even.

“Also, yes. The more, NOT the merrier. I would explain, but there’s a lot of math.”

----
-Baltimore-

As a famous TV series once said, “It’s Baltimore, gentlemen. The gods will not save you.”

The speaker, one suspects, had never intended for it to be this literal.

“These creatures will not behave like the likes of the Crites or the Necromorphs. They are physical beings, but also...something else. They can emerge from anything: an empty room, a sealed container, even your own shadow. If you see anything that even remotely strikes you as odd; a pool of liquid, a still street, a muted call for help...they could emerge. They’re flesh and blood, but not really bound by some of its rules. They don’t feel fear, pain is not much of an obstacle, and they have no pity, remorse, or any desire but to kill. If they can’t find fresh targets, they’ll turn on each other, as said. You may want to exploit that.

“I’ll let you know what I’ve assessed and constantly be doing supply drops in advance for you. Mostly for Pitohui. You might be able to find some other weapons on the ground, but I don’t know if I can help you restock on those. I’ll include what medical aid I can; if you get hurt, you won’t have much time to bunker down and patch yourself up. So, I’m also including painkillers. Don’t worry, they’re not addictive.

“I can’t tell you how or when this end. Just when it is over. It will hopefully be in you doing your part to be medical aid instead of requiring very large amounts of it.”

---

SLAYERS


“I think the first thing man learned after picking up a rock to bash another man’s head in was getting it to have a keen edge so it could cut as well as smash. That idea has come all the way down to this being. The Slayer. Part a representation of decapitation, the scion of the executioner’s axe and Madame Guillotine. Part the cold blades of those who try and claim these streets with blood and violence. You’ll see more of these things than anything else. Their blades are sharper than they look. However, their semi-beheaded nature is the sign of their weakness. Cutting into their heads does little. Cutting through the braces holding their heads is fatal. They also despise bright light. Maybe as a nod that inside a body, where blades seek to go, all is dark.”

---

Crowds of them. The slayers shuffled along in groups, almost like packs of animals roaming around, except clearly lacking in the intelligence needed to understand the benefits of keeping in herds. There were plenty of the twisted creatures wandering the streets, and yet, Pitohui stood on top of a run-down bench on one side of the street, completely unconcerned by Slayers’ numbers.

One, two. One, two. A rhythmic blasting of grenades - plasma grenades, to be precise, brought sound to an eerily quiet city, as the gun maniac throwing them with the same mirth as a child throwing water balloons snorted and suppressed her laughter. She really had fallen into a rhythm, not unlike a dancer as she reached into her pouch full of the explosive devices with one hand as the other tossed a grenade away. She had plenty to burn through, having brought a huge collection of explosives and ammunition for this mission.
Even as many as she had to waste, anyone watching her little explosives show might have wondered why she wasn’t actually catching any of her targets with the blasts. She clearly knew how to throw the grenades exactly where she wanted them to go, if the way she slowly advanced the blasts across the width of the street, occasionally tossing a few to the edges of the road, where this particular street gave way to two others running perpendicular to it.Yes, if one were only watching Pitohui, they might be confused…

But if they were also watching the Slayers, they’d better understand what was happening. The blasts produced blinding flashes of light, and the creatures ran from the light without hesitation, without regard for where precisely they were running. From a bird’s-eye-view, it would have been easy to see what she was doing, from the pattern of the blasts. She had corralled them, and she was herding them, herding group after group towards one particular building, smirking as she watched each group duck into the doorway as they ran from the oppressive flashes of light.

While it might have seemed odd that she’d cram this many enemies into a single particular building, it becomes quickly apparent to any hypothetical observers just what was going on. Sure, the groups went in, but they never escaped, the building practically the equivalent of a roach motel. As a new group entered, there was a crunching noise as a sharp point quickly pierced into the weak spot of one of the Slayers, the other three still too dazed and confused from the onslaught of bright lights and unnatural noises. A second, third, and fourth stabs, the Slayers normally able to handle this, but sitting ducks in this specific location.

Kanade wipes off Gungnir’s spear on the ground, peeking out the door. She doesn’t see any more groups coming just yet, but with the rate Pitohui is bringing them - ah, that flash. Yep, there it was. Quickly, Kanade ducked back into the darkness of the building, making the element of the monsters work to her advantage as she positions her bright spots in places the monsters wouldn’t see, leaving a hidden shade waiting by the entrance. She doesn’t look - that’d give the game away. Instead, she just waited, listening for the grenades and working to hear when the monsters arrived. And once they did, they went down again.

Listening a while longer, Kanade heard nothing, and reached up to an earpiece. “I take it you’ve finished bringing me houseguests?”

“Yeah, that’s it for now. There’s probably more of these freaks out there, but we should have a clear shot to get deeper in. Nice work, mistress. If I had known you gave this kind of service, I would have asked for the VIP treatment when I came by your place.”

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MAINLINERS


“Such business in the act of injecting unnatural materials into the body. These creatures are lethal injection and drug overdose, their every move agony that they want to share with you. They spew forth from puddles, so I suggest applying copious amounts of fire. I’ve given you an injection to help purge their poisons if they get you, but it will probably hurt going out as much as going in. It will hurt more if it stays, though. They like to backstab, so watch your six.”

---

“We move on three, make a straight shot, down the road. See a puddle or one of them creeping around? Shout “Mark!” and stab it. If it’s too far for you to stab, make it “Switch!”. We’ll rotate, and I’ll shoot it. Anything gets us, I have the antidotes tucked away in a pouch. Say the word, and I’ll stab you with one.”

Those were Pitohui’s instructions to Kanade as the two women made their way down this particular street, one infested by the creatures Dawn had said were called Mainliners. Even as much as she enjoyed getting her hands dirty, she was no fool. There were times when it was better to take a cautious, measured approach, and avoid charging right into the fight. They stood back to back as they proceeded, Kanade having to walk backwards but not allowing it to slow her down as they made their advances every three seconds, just as Pitohui had said. 

Pitohui scanned the area, constantly searching for signs of movement, for shapes that didn’t match the terrain, for the pools of whatever blood-like substance these foul beasts emerged from. Her eyes were focused a few hundred yards ahead. She had the range, and it was better to avoid letting anything get close.

Bam. There was one, felled with a shot to the head with an XDM pistol. But even as she shot that one down, a few more had managed to get too close for comfort. She had even had to intercept one that had lunged at her and throw it at a nearby half-collapsed wall, where it splattered against the concrete. For the most part, though? The cautious approach was paying off, allowing her to take out the enemies from a distance, one at a time, while Kanade covered her back. 

If Pitohui had been alone, this street would have already claimed her, ripping her to shreds as one or another was able to pull off an ambush attack. Working with Kanade, though? There’s no giant blind spot that the Mainliners are able to go for. Sure, it was a lot closer than she liked. Her version of Gungnir had a few special moves that were good for the long-range, but against something carrying toxins, Kanade didn’t want to take the risk of ever letting the toxins get close to her body.

So instead, she just stabbed those that tried to sneak up behind them. Preventing them from ever reaching them, she grumbled - her spear will need a LOT of cleaning after this. It’s clear from how she attacks that she had years of experience with a spear, more than she could have gotten with her Symphogear based on how long she had had it. A thought flickered across Pitohui’s mind - she’d never gotten a straight answer about Kanade’s weapon experience, had she? When she’d tried, that had been one of the things Kanade had deflected her on, offering alternative pieces of information to sidetrack Pitohui and satisfy other questions in their ongoing game.

As curious and determined to get the information as she is, Pitohui doesn’t open her mouth to ask questions. She doesn’t even allow the thought to linger too long, not for now, at least. Mentally, she puts it down as something to probe further once they made it out of this particular section of the city. Considering the progress they had made - they were down nearly three quarters of this street now, without incident - that wouldn’t be long now. If she wanted to keep their advance going without incident, though, she couldn’t let her guard down...

---

MARKSMEN


“Death by gunfire. This isn’t a form based on your battles, Pitohui. This is a firing squad, a mass of soldiers called in to repress. Its flesh-covered face represents its blindness, but the rifles on its back will find you anyway. I don’t know if it stores ammo in that tumor the guns emerge from, but it can’t hurt to check. Don’t touch the guns from its body themselves. They’re toxic, literally. Leave them in ruins along with their bodies.”

---

This was probably the most interesting situation they had been in so far. Pitohui and Kanade huddled against a concrete wall, half torn-down, but more than effective in shielding them from the onslaught of gunfire coming from the collection of Marksmen down the road. They had been forced into the defensive position when they turned down this particular road, and one of the Marksmen had taken notice of them and started firing. The sound attracted the others, and, soon, an entire line of the things had come advancing down the street, firing a frenzied hail of bullets at the two girls. 

Thankfully, the beasts didn’t have enough firepower to blast through the wall. Unfortunately, if they kept sitting there, the Marksmen would keep advancing, and they’d undoubtedly encircle them. Leaning against the wall, Pitohui stroked her chin with one hand and tapped the ground with her other.

“Hmm. Yeah, we keep sitting here, we’re screwed. We go out in that, try a frontal assault, we’re screwed. Unless we could get under them, take a sewer or something, I don’t think we’ll be going this way.”

“But,” she offered, as she slammed her fist into her palm, “if we go around them, they’re all lined up for us already!” 

“So listen,” she promptly instructed. “Here’s the plan. You hold down the fort here. Stay behind the wall. I’ll leave a couple grenades. You can chuck those out if you want to slow these guys down. Just make sure you put some heat on your throw. Wouldn’t want you to accidentally blow up your cover. The road to the north’s clear, and it loops back around to here. I’ll circle around, knock ‘em all out in a couple of minutes. It’ll be easy, if you can sit and wait.”

Looking a little concerned, Kanade decided to take the risk. She braced herself behind the wall, and prepared for them to start coming in

… and they did, barraging away at the wall. It quickly began to go to pieces, chunks blasting out and flying around Kanade as the redhead stood up and aimed her spear. A small blast of energy erupted from it, launching at the monsters. Not so much a killing strike as one to shake them out of place, leaving them milling around, but now her spear needed to recharge. 

Going for the grenades next, Kanade hurled them at two quick spots, making sure they bounced quite a bit before they went off. They exploded violently, forcing the group back and even taking out a couple of them. However, the remaining ones kept going, even stepping over the corpses of their fellows to get closer, shooting away, There was only a small bit of cover left to protect Kanade...

Thankfully, after a few minutes, Pitohui made good on her promise, emerging on the other side of the street, letting loose a hail of bullets from an M60E3 machine gun. With more than enough ammo to feed the hungry weapon, she mowed down the Marksmen, most of them still focused on shooting at the cover the girls had been hiding behind. From left to right, they fell in sequence, looking not too unlike dominoes falling as she swept over them with the powerful gun, only ending her fun when she saw the last of the Marksmen fall.

Acting on Dawn’s advice, she did indeed go looting the corpses of her foes to replenish the ammo wasted on slaughtering them, not even caring that Kanade was getting to watch her pull out ammunition with the same delight as a young child pulling candy out of Christmas stockings.

---

NOOSEMEN


“Hanging is linked far more to crime punishment than the bad side of life...except perhaps trying to escape it. These creatures are fragile, but deadly. They’ll hide up in the shadows and drop down on you, moving to break your windpipe and neck. They can sometimes be spotted by what appear to be blood pools, much like the Mainliners, but if anything is above you, they may be there. They crumple easily, but that won’t help you much if they catch you off guard.”

---


It would have been helpful to have been able to get underground when they were facing the Marksmen, but that had not been an option. Further into their quest, though, Pitohui and Kanade had been forced underground. Their path took them into a subway tunnel, one that, like just about everything else here, had been abandoned and allowed to fall into ruin. Keeping in mind what Dawn had said about the Noosemen as they entered this enclosed space, Pitohui made sure she had taken point.

As her eyes adjusted to the relative darkness, she could see them, scattered throughout the length of the subway, the very blood pools Dawn had warned of. Yes, there were definitely Noosemen here, and if these things could one-shot… they'd need a strategy for getting through here. Brute forcing it wouldn't cut it. There'd be too many risks trying to forge ahead.

Before they were able to get much further than a few steps out from the edge of the stairs leading into the subway, she stuck an arm out in front of Kanade, blocking her companion's path. She looked over her shoulder to see Kanade's face, greeting the red-haired idol with a smirk and a mischievous glint in her eyes.

"Alright. This is where you show me how much you trust me. You see the puddles up ahead? You heard what Dawn said. There's monsters lurking on the ceiling above ‘em, ready to drop on us as soon as we walk by. We go under one of them, we have about three seconds before they snap our necks. That gives us two seconds to fight back.

So, plan's simple. You're going to inch along, and I'm going to spot you from right here. As soon as you walk under one of these things, it'll drop. All you have to do is trust me. You don't doubt that I can hit them dead in the heart in those two second do you?"

"...You're going to use me as bait based on two-second reaction time?"

"Well, duh. You have fancy tricks with that spear, sure, but, face it, you can't use it from a distance without hitting me, too. Only natural that you're the bait here.”

"You're asking me to take a huge risk. I know your gun skills are amazing, but I don't think you can do this as many times as it takes without a single mistake. And then where are we?"

Pitohui snorted at the comment, only stifling her actual laughter as she watched Kanade's face and realized that the other idol wasn't exactly joking. She studied Kanade for a minute, expecting her to relent and play along, but she saw no change in her expression or body language. Kanade was standing firm. She smiled, even as she let out a playful groan of feigned exasperation. 

That Kanade stuck to her guns, that's what made her fun. "Fine, fine, fine. You really don't trust me, do you? Guess I can't blame you, the way our first meeting went. Look, I was never going to be so stupid about it. I'd be jealous if it was you to be the one to get to have all the fun dying out here anyways. You do it one time, okay? You do it one time, I shoot the thing, and then we use its corpse. We toss it out as the bait for the next one. It drops, either I shoot it or you run in and stab it. These guys are fragile. We take that one's corpse, throw it at the next one, just keep chaining them until we're through. How about that? Can you do that one, or do you need me to bullet point every second of it, too?"

"...So you were planning to do it sensibly from the beginning." Kanade sighed. "If you had just told me that to start with, I would have gone along with it without complaining. Is it really that difficult to tell me how you actually plan to handle a situation?"

“Oh, I could,” she added with a wink, “but it’s less fun that way. Why waste words explaining it all when I already know what I’m doing? Spoils my good time getting to see your reactions in real-time.”

With those words, Pitohui lowered her arm, letting Kanade cautiously step ahead of her while she readied her gun. It wouldn’t have been easy for Kanade to tell, especially with her focus on avoiding any wrong moves, but, the way Pitohui lifted her gun carefully, so deliberately, it betrayed the simple fact, she was nervous. Usually, letting a teammate die wasn’t much of a concern for her. It was the cost of winning, of getting ahead and having a good time. Even with these stakes, she might not have been too worried… but this was Kanade. She had to get this right, with no room for error, or it would be Kanade that ended up hurt for it. She wouldn’t mess it up, but, still…

When it comes time for the action, though, none of that mattered. Kanade took a step forward, and that was it. In an instant, a creature cut in half and bound in sacklike skin  dropped from above, a gunshot rang out, and that very same beast landed beside Kanade with a thump, its hands still locked into an outstretched position, ready to crush Kanade’s neck had it been alive for just a second or so longer.

With the first beast eliminated, Pitohui walked over to Kanade and placed a hand on her shoulder, trying to have some sympathy for her and make sure she wasn’t pushing her partner too hard.

“Not bad, was it? You doing alright? Let me know when you’re ready to move forward, and we’ll chuck this one ahead.”

As soon as Kanade was ready to press ahead, the duo took the corpse of the dead Nooseman in hand. From there, the trip through the subway tunnel proceeded much like Pitohui had laid it out. They would toss the corpse of a vanquished foe, the next Nooseman in their path would drop on the corpse, and they’d kill it and procure a fresh corpse to use as their next decoy. With that strategy, the rest of the trip through was uneventful, really, the powerful-but-fragile Noosemen crumpling like paper as the duo attacked.

---

GORGERS


“This monster’s a bit of a mystery to me. There’s some vague story about an urban legend that tries to eat whatever it finds, but that’s it. This city has a black history: maybe it’s more akin to a wendigo. A spirit of the worst kind of hunger. It will try and eat anything, but it seeks out living, breathing meat first. If you see one coming, break out a big gun. You don’t want to get close with this thing. Its bite is definitely worse.”

---

"God, these things are disgusting," Pitohui observed, glee in her voice, as she peered through a pair of binoculars at a swarm of the Gorgers on the street below, watching as they tore into the corpse of one of their brethren. It had apparently died in some kind of accident, but there was no way to tell what had happened. The way they ate, there wouldn't have even been any sign one of the creatures had died had the two girls been looking at the scene just minutes later. 

Pulling her head back in from the second story window - they had ducked into a building to take a rest and survey the road they were traversing next - Pitohui turned to Kanade and babbled excitedly. "Some serious beer guts on these guys, but you'll never find this kind of brutality fighting against other people. There's fighters who could learn a thing or two from beasts like these!" She offered the binoculars to Kanade, gesturing to the window and speaking as if she were offering to let a friend try out a videogame. "You wanna see for yourself?"

Taking the binoculars, Kanade peered through them as well. She grimaced as she watched the monsters devour each other - no respect for each other, no camaraderie, just simple hunger and abandonment. “You weren’t kidding. Let me guess, we’re going to have to kill them all the hard way? I don’t even want to think about them eating Symphogear’s spear.”

Pitohui shook her head as she stuck the binoculars back into a pouch on her outfit. “No, there’s no way that’s going to work.”

With that settled, Pitohui sat down on the floor, her legs crossed, and leaned her back against the wall. "These guys are big and ugly, and there's well over sixty, maybe seventy plus. If we go out there and our initial attacks don't take them down in one go, they'll overwhelm us. I'd love to get down there in the middle of them anyways, but I can live with this. Perfect time to try out something I managed to get my hands on recently. I told Dawn to send it when we found these freaks. We'll kick back here until she sends it in."

"Unless… Unless you have a hot date I don't know about. Say the word, and we'll start the bloodbath. I'm sure we'll figure it out." Her comment was half-joking, half-venting. Having to sit around and wait didn't exactly sound fun, even if it was the soundest plan. 

“Hmmm… nah.” Kanade smiled a bit, deciding to poke at Pitohui. “You think I’d cheat on you like that? Soon as you told me that you wanted to do this with me, I cleared my whole schedule. Not a single commitment other than you today.”

“That right?” Pitohui responded, figuring that playing along and rolling with the poking was the best way to counter here. “It warms my heart, really. Didn’t know I was that special to you.” She was clearly making a mockery of Kanade’s comment as she spoke. “Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to remember that. I’ll use it against you next time I have something I need you to do.”

After a few moments in silence that followed, Pitohu's face broke into a grin. She wasn’t even trying to disguise the mischievous edge in her voice. "So, hey, Kanade. You're pretty skilled with that spear. Strange to see someone with so little blood on their weapon of choice with ability like that. Where'd you say you picked up spearplay again?"

"The spear?" Kanade casts her mind back, trying to remember what she'd claimed to Pitohui beforehand. It's been months, and the cover story she created on the spot was fuzzy in her head, so she decides to just take a chance on a new invention. "Well, that's a funny story, really. I was in a school play, and I was cast in the role of a leading spearfighter. It was surprisingly fun, so I stuck with it afterwards, and took it up as a real weapon rather than just a prop."

"School play, huh?" Pitohui asked, playing off her skepticism as mere curiosity. "Guess performing on stage has always been in your blood. Do much practice with it?" Practice with the spear, of practice for the play, she left it ambiguous as to which she's asking about. This story didn't match at all with the story Kanade had offered her the first time she had asked. Kanade was lying, but, if she wanted to tell lies, it'd be fun to see just how long she could keep it up. "So, what was the name of this play? I'm guessing you were the shining star, in the spotlight. Just who were you playing as, anyway?"

"Ah, it was one of those school original plays, you know? Haven't thought about it in years, after all." Kanade says, trying to buy a bit of time to think. "It was The Queen of the Fishers, and I was playing her lead fighter. The spearwoman who did all the fighting for the queen, and all that."

"Huh." Pitohui stroked her chin, acting as though she was thinking deeply about it for a moment. Then she grinned, grinned as if she had caught prey in a trap. "You just must have never had time, between going out to those archaeology sites, and practicing for plays, and practicing with your spear to keep in shape. You did say that's why you had picked it up, right? Or was that all its own kind of act? Tell me, am I hearing about a performance, or am I watching one right now?"

"...Ah." Kanade froze a bit. Well, damn. Pitohui had a better memory for the little details than she had thought. "...Well, what do you think?" Kanade winks. "I'd like to hear your theory, in that case." She's given up on pretending she wasn't lying, but now it's in Pitohui's court. "Don't worry, I'll tell you once you get it right~"

"Hmm." Now Pitohui wasn't feigning thought. She really had to think about this one. Surely Kanade had provided some kind of information somewhere along the way. She had mentioned something that hinted at where she picked it up, right?

Pitohui had ideas, but tossing them out and missing would only give Kanade a clear idea of what she was thinking, and that would mean Kanade would be more alert, less careless about letting related information slip. Better to give it up... for now.

She shrugs her shoulders and shakes her head, exaggerating her expression of surrender. "Couldn't tell you. I haven't given it much thought. Didn't expect you to be the type to lie. I'll have to do a little more digging. But don't worry. Don't think for a second that I won't figure it out. I never miss my shots."

As the conversation wrapped up, there was a VROP. In the middle of the room, a huge gun - an RPG-7 - dropped out of midair. Pitohui sprang to her feet and dove like a baseball fielder trying to make an impossible catch as she curled her arms around the gun and shielded the machine from the impact of hitting the ground. She scrambled to get back on her feet, concerned with absolutely nothing else but inspecting the gun and making sure it hadn't been damaged.

"What the hell? That better not have hurt you! If you're damaged, I'll dismantle Dawn myself and use her to patch you up, I swear. Come on, show me how bad it is."

Yes, perhaps to her amusement, Kanade had a front row seat to a very rare spectacle - that is, a front row seat to watch Pitohui express genuine panic and worry for something other than herself. For the brief moment she was inspecting her gun, she didn’t even pay the slightest attention to Kanade. 

"Phew," she breathed as she finished her inspections, content that her quick action had spared the gun from damage. "It's good. I don't have to kill Dawn. Yet." Back to her usual self, Pitohui made for the window, beckoning Kanade to come along.

"Gonna need your shoulder for this one."

A few minutes later, the two girls strolled down the very street they had been looking down on, pieces of the Gorgers and potholes left behind where Pitohui's shots had thrown the asphalt and concrete into the air now the only obstacles in their way.

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BURROWERS


“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and any city is built by, and on the backs, in many ways, of those who would not be fortunate enough to live and benefit from it. So this monster roots through the earth like a worm from hell, ripping up from beneath to slash, crush, and tear apart with its chains. They move incredibly fast and can sneak up on you, deadly quiet save for the faint noise of disturbed ground. Watch your feet, and if you see the road uprooting, aim for it and try and put it down for good. The high ground might also be useful here...though I don’t know if they can burrow up through buildings…”

----

"Hyaaaaaaa!" Pitohui channeled her rage into a shout as she stabbed her Photon Sword - or, one of them, at least - into the ground in front of her. Her eyes lit up as she heard the creature emerging from the ground unleash an unholy scream and writhe in response to the pain. Killing these things had proven cathartic, after they had proven more troublesome than any other beast in the city. 

She had thought they'd be easy to take out. They didn't sound too different from the giant sandworms she had once hunted down. There did, however, turn out to be two big differences. These creatures were much smaller, which made them harder to hit before they returned to the ground. She could still hit them, but it took a few rounds of hitting them while they were out of the ground to put them down. The other difference? They emerged from asphalt, steel, and concrete. She had guns that could pierce the substances, but, at the close range the Burrowers emerged, she would have ended up hurting herself far more than her foes trying to do that. Stuck with a basic assortment of guns that couldn't hurt the creatures until they emerged and knives too small to be effective, Pitohui had been smacked around more than a few times by the beasts before switching to her Photon Sword. She had wanted to conserve the batteries in her primary melee weapons longer, but she wasn't likely to go through more than one here, and it felt so satisfying to plunge the plasma blade down through the ground and into the head of the creatures making the ground beneath her rumble. 

Yes, melee weapons were just more effective here, she had to admit to herself as she glanced over at her Gungnir-using partner. Kanade had been having a much easier go of it against these beasts, able to stab them right through the middle as soon as they popped up and kill them in one swift movement. On one hand, it was frustrating as hell, watching Kanade's kill count for the mission climb, getting closer and closer to her own. On the other hand, Kanade looked extremely hot, leaving a trail of corpses behind her like a force of nature rushing down the street. 

Wither her target dead - as she could tell from it suddenly going limp and silent - Pitohui found her eyes drawn to Kanade. The other idol was stabbing a Burrower that had leapt at her, and it was difficult to avoid being transfixed by her tall, powerful figure, the fire in her eyes, or the raw strength translated into the motion of her spear and body during her thrust.

Watching the Burrower fall in two pieces in front of Kanade and seeing no other threats - as many as they had killed, there could only have been a few left, anyways - Pitohui called out, deciding that it was probably safe to play around a little.  

"Hey now! You might have the mane of a cock, but don't go getting cocky because you've been lucky here! This is still the opening sprint, and I know you won't be able to keep up with me in the marathon!"

"Unless, that is, you're ready to show off some bloodlust you've been hiding from me~."

“Really? This is the opening sprint? Not, say, all the slaughter we’ve done already? I’d say we’ve turned half this city into a pile of monster guts by now. I’m pretty sure we moved into the marathon mode about an hour ago, wouldn’t you?”

Kanade shrugs, and then turns back quickly as something catches her eyesight. A single final Burrower had popped up, only to be simultaneously impaled by a spear and a sword.

“I’m gonna be nice and call that one yours.”

“Nah. Count it for yourself. You’ll need the boost when the totals are counted up.”

-----

MAULERS


“A lot of these creatures are generic in a sense, related to multiple horrors. This is more specific. This is a creature of desperation and terror, of those that hunted their fellows and treated them worse than animals. It is possible they serve a master, but I suspect that master is occupied elsewhere. End the pain these beasts represent. And on the off chance you encounter their source, terminate it with extreme prejudice.”

---

"Aww, aren’t you just adorable? You're such a sweet little murderous baby! Who's good at gouging arteries out? It's you! It's you!" 

Though Pitohui spoke with the same tone one usually reserved for coddling puppies, the furless, bloodied dog-like monster in her hands that she was holding up at arm's length by the rear looked nothing like a cute pup. It was clear as it tried to snap at her with its bared fangs - which looked quite unusual in the human skull it had for a head - and tried to headbutt her to plunge the knife attached to its head into her leg, that even she, as strong as she was, was having trouble holding the flailing creature. Not letting the aching in her arms bother her, she turned to Kanade. 

"What'd you think? Can we keep him? We'd be the most terrifying duo in Olympia if we had an army of hellhounds ride into battle with us!"

“Ehhh. Take a look at him. He’s definitely not housebroken, and do you want to try to teach him?”

"Hmm. I guess not. Alright. Time to go to sleep for you."

With those words, Pitohui tossed caution to the wind and shifted her grip, dropping the Mauler and immediately reaching out to grab it by one of its rear legs as it fell. She had less control over the beast, having only one hand around it, but it freed her up to pull out a pistol. 

A few seconds later, the beast's skull rolled across the ground, having been severed from the rest of its body when a bullet ripped through its neck. Pitohui dropped the rest of the body with an unceremonious thud, and rubbed her hands on her catsuit to clear some of the blood off. 

"Was always more of a cat person, anyways."

Kicking the dog-beast's corpse out of her way, she stretched and surveyed the area ahead. Fittingly enough, it was a park. The particular Mauler Pitohui had just killed had been wandering around the outskirts of the park, and had rushed at them as soon as they had shown up. It clearly hadn't anticipated her scooping it up in her arms. That was possible to do with one, but there'd be many, many more in the depths of the overgrown, run-down space where real dogs had once roamed.

These things weren't very threatening. They were easy to put down. They'd only be a concern if  they were to swarm them. Dogs hunted in packs, but these weren't really dogs, and hadn't Dawn said that these beasts didn't exactly work together? It'd come down to luck, whether or not they happened to run into any huge numbers of the things at once. It would have been great if they could have had something to their backs, but there wasn't anything they could follow that would prove a significant enough obstacle.to protect them from one side. Still, they'd be able to get through just fine as long as they took care and moved as a unit.

Already with her plan in mind, Pitohui decided to have some fun. This was the perfect time to play a little game, to test just how far Kanade had come. If the other idol could come up with a great plan, that'd be awesome to see. If not, well, it didn't much matter. But it wouldn't be nearly as fun if Kanade knew it didn't matter.

Pitohui crossed her arms and made a big show of trying to think, raising her head into the air, closing her eyes, letting out "hmms", the full works. After a minute, she knocked a hand on her helmet, feigning frustration as she turned to Kanade.

"Gah! I'm so stupid! An idiot! I don't know why the hell I can't think of anything. Stay in the fight long enough and my head gets fried." She kicked the Mauler corpse with much greater force this time, sending it hurtling through the air as part of her performance.

"I don't know what we're doing here. If I have to come up with the plan here, I'm just charging in and blasting everything that moves full of lead."

"You don't have any better ideas, do you?" She kept her act up even as she turned to Kanade, almost snapping at her all for the sake of making her act more convincing and keeping Kanade from suspecting what she was up to.

“Hmmmm. Well, let’s see. They just want to come in as quickly as possible, right? Soon as they see us, they’re going to attack. They’ll charge after us, regardless of how many others are there.

How big an explosion can you set off, do you think?”

“Hmm. Didn’t bring anything too explosive. We set a pile of grenades somewhere, stand back, blast ‘em with the RPG, and we’d have a boom that could rattle a building, though.”

“Well, there we go. I think I’ve done enough baiting, so!” Kanade thumps Pito on the back. “You go out there, and lure them all, and I’ll blast them with a single shot. Or don’t you trust me to get the job done?”

“Oh, I trust you alright. I just don't trust you to be as fast as I am~. I like this plan. Let’s do it!”

Soon after the conversation had concluded, an explosion rocked the abandoned park. The air filled with a vile snarling sound in the moments following, but, just seconds later, there was silence once more, the Maulers that had all been lured to one point falling victim to an attack by the mighty Gungnir.

-----

INFERNA


“This monster is out of place. Its source is not this city, but another place where these horrors emerged, tied to a legend of paranoia and avarice. They say it takes a while to grow a soul...and sometimes I think that’s true. Now it echoes down to these streets, the false accusers and the fate they inflicted, doomed not to feel it but to perpetuate it. I warn you, they are exceptionally dangerous: fast moving, and capable of rapidly turning an area into a maelstrom of fire. And their fire is not natural. It burns beyond the flesh. If they come for you, I suggest unleashing absolute hell before they can get close. Better to be worse equipped for lesser dangers than let these get close.”

TRIGGERMEN


“If the other beasts with guns represent impassive, trained killing, this creature is the spawn of its opposite. The knee jerk draw, the spray of death, the drive by, the idea that a little tool can fix every problem. Despite their shattered craniums, they can aim better than the Riflemen, and they’re a lot more mobile. Like spiders in a web of death. They climb, they leap, and they pounce. They can’t shoot in mid air though. But they can bring those guns to bear so rapidly that it won’t matter much. You’ll need to be better than rage with them. More rage will simply play into their hands with their guns.”

----

She didn't use it often, but Pitohui did have a shield. A handheld one, large enough and strong enough to shield most of her body but small and light enough to be portable. She had even instructed Dawn to warp it to her during this mission.

And yet, she wasn't the one who had it right now.

"Ahahahahahaha! Come on! I thought you were supposed to be hot! I'm barely breaking a sw-"

"Whew!" Pitohui let out the exclamation as she sidestepped the fireball rushing past her. It only succeeded in singing the end of her ponytail and making her sweat. Er, well, sweat more than she already had been, running from the massive horde of Inferna coming up the street behind her. That hadn't even been the first close-call fireball she had had to dodge at the last minute. She had been looking over her shoulder every few seconds as she ran, looking out for fireballs and admiring the raging inferno that was consuming huge swathes of the city behind her as her pursuers chased after her. She didn't even have a gun in her hand for this mad dash. Instead, she had two Photon Swords, one in each hand, neither yet having their actual blades extended out from the little cylindrical rod from which they emerged. Dawn had been right. These things were fast, and she was running at her absolute top speed to keep ahead of them.

"Come on! I thought you were supposed to move as fast as fire spread! I wanted some cardio, not a stroll on mainstreet!"

While Pitohui taunted the Inferna charring up the street behind her, a horde was chasing after her friend as well. In order to conserve some stamina, Kanade had finally turned off Symphogear, taking the risky bet of relying on her own natural speed. While she didn’t have nearly the raw strength Bikkie did, that wasn’t the important part here - the important part was keeping her legs going. She had to push herself hard, but she knew that if she did this run in her gear, she’d just exhaust herself for later.

Left, right, center - the Triggermen were aiming. The only advantage Kanade had was speed, being able to duck behind the massive amounts of cover to avoid being shredded - without how chewed up this area was, she’d have been shot to pieces long ago. But it was all a matter of reaching the point that they’d agreed on.

There. Pitohui could see Kanade, charging right towards her, a horde of Triggermen firing bullets past her. They were in the final stretch. Pitohui and Kanade both pushed themselves even harder for the final stretch, sprinting towards one another with renewed vigor, spurred on by the knowledge that one wrong move meant death.

They should have, by all accounts, smacked into each other. But, no. When Pitohui and Kanade stopped on a dime, they had less than a foot separating them. There was no time for a happy reunion, though. Even before she had come to a full stop, Pitohui had activated her weapons, and had already plunged her plasma blades into the ground. With no hesitation, she cut a circular section of the earth beneath her and Kanade. The ground fell away underneath them, and the two girls fell into a sewer, landing with a rather hard thud as their backs hit the concrete beneath them. Flat on their backs, they could see the chaos unfolding aboveground clearly through the hole in the ceiling above them. Bullets met flames. Had they been seconds slower, they would have been shot full of holes and incinerated. They had made it through alive, though, and now, safe underground, they could lay back and listen to the carnage and destruction above as the two hordes of beasts destroyed each other and absolutely everything in the vicinity. 

Pitohui remained sprawled out, her chest heaving as she tried to catch her breath, and watched the destruction unfolding above with satisfaction. Between breaths, she pushed out a question.

"So, what'd you think? It's beautiful, isn't it? Pure, unadulterated chaos and death on a massive scale. Almost makes you wish we were up there, huh?"

“Maybe if we were on the rooftops. Down here is - whoa!” Kanade rolls a bit as a burst of flame nearly singed off some of that mess of red hair. “Down here’s just a bit better than street level, I think. Except for those Noosemen.”

“Way better, a bit better. Both are the same when you’re putting your life on the line. Doesn’t matter if a bullet misses by centimeters or kilometers, long as it misses.”

As the chaos unfurled above them, Pitohui and Kanade rested their bodies and composed themselves. This particular battle had been demanding, but they had almost made it through the entirety of the city. They could afford to rest, for now, and they needed it. There wasn’t much left, but neither of them doubted that what was left would put up a fight.

----

SUPPRESSORS

 

“Some things never change. This blind and deaf monster is another essence of cruel dehumanization. Unfortunately, it’s not WHOLLY blind. The lights embedded in its head will seek movement, targets, prey. If they fall on anything, you, a passerby, even something in motion, it will open fire with a fury the other two creatures who have had guns fused to them cannot match. Stay out of the light. Match brutality with brutality.”

ISOLATIONISTS


“No man is an island, and if you force that, you can be ground away like the sea will wipe away such a small entity over time. If the Inferna was purely a creation of elsewhere, misplaced, this one is purely a creation of this city, its punishments, and its most subtle hells. It shatters light wherever it goes, and its body seethes with electrical harm. Don’t think past experiences gives you much of an advantage, Pitohui. I have not observed any of these creatures in open areas, like the streets and its alleyways, but if you enter buildings, you may find it. In the dark.”

----

They were back in the subway tunnels, and just like before, it was dark. Whatever lights might have been working had been blown out - quite literally, actually. They hadn't simply gone dark due to decay. They had burst. All around, there were signs of the places where bulbs had bursted, scorch marks where others had caught fire. Some kind of overwhelming electrical pulse had surged through all of the circuits in this portion of the city at some point in the past. Yes, it was dark. Yet, it wasn't total darkness, not nearly as dark as you'd expect in the depths of a tunnel beneath a concrete jungle. 

Total darkness would have been less frightening. All throughout the tunnel, there were lights that pierced through the darkness. Harsh glow of searchlight beams, low to the ground, in constant motion as the Suppressors that emitted them clawed their way forward to inch along the floor of the subway. Brighter, more blinding flashes only occasionally lit up the tunnels. They were usually accompanied by the mangled howls of a Suppressor, dying as the electricity of Isolationists coursed through their bodies. Just as before, Pitohui and Kanade benefitted from their foes' inclination to fight with each other. Both of these groups of beasts had been drawn to the darkness of the subway, and they had ended up in competition for the space. The results of that competition were clear, considering how many charred corpses of Suppressors the girls had to step over as they made their way through the tunnel, and how many Isolationists slumped against the wall, their bodies riddled with bullets.

Even with their foes' ranks already considerably thinned, though, this had proven to be the most dangerous stretch of the girls' tour of the city. As careful as they had been to stick to the shadows and to kill anything they could safely take out, they were at a significant disadvantage here, and the few remaining beasts that had managed to survive down her so long had been able to hit them and hit them hard. They had both been forced to endure their own share of bullets, and they had both, at some point or another, had the unpleasant experience of having high-voltage electricity rammed through their bodies. Quite frankly, the only saving grace they had was the fact that they were here together. When one of them had come under assault, the other had been able to react within seconds and kill the beast. Had either one of them been alone, they would have almost certainly not made it through this subway. 

They had, at least, almost made it out. There were no more sounds of monsters dragging themselves along the ground, and no lights in their vicinity, save for the much more welcoming light pouring in from an exit just barely visible in the distance. They might have even cleared the tunnel of beasts already, but they had no way of knowing for certain. Needless to say, even as she leaned her back against the wall and inspected her wounds, Pitohui kept her assault rifle in her hands. Next to her, Kanade caught her breath, not so much worn out by their recent activities as simply worn down by the entire expedition. She certainly seemed to appreciate the break, Pitohui noted. While the Suppressors were deaf, the Isolationists were anything but, so Pitohui merely whispered as she taunted Kanade. 

"Aww, not getting tired already, are we? Can't blame me for not warning you that this was going to be a marathon."

"Oooooof... what're you talking about? I'm ready to go. I could kill another thousand of these things. I think YOU should be the one worrying." Despite her bravado, it was clear from Kanade's posture that she really was beginning to run out of energy, feeling drained by the lengthy endurance session they’d been going through.

"You sure can talk a big game. I like it. Makes you more fun." Pitohui had held up better. She was tired too, not yet to the point of slumping against the wall, but appreciating the break in the action nonetheless as they prepared for the final push. These long, drawn-out battles were her element, though. She'd have the energy to keep going for a good while yet. That Kanade was merely drained and not already exhausted beyond her physical limits was a testament to her strength, not her weakness. She must have had some kind of experience with lengthy quests, with expeditions of some kind... "Here's the thing about learning to lie like a pro. You can't just sell everyone else on it. You need to sell yourself on it, commit to the lie, y'know? I'd be more inclined to believe you if I couldn't see it in you that you can't keep this up much longer. But, hey, cheers to you for making it this far. You must have had something in your past that helped you build up this kind of stamina. You wanna tell me what that was? And, no, I won't be taking spear practice as an answer this time."

"Heh, I didn't think you would, would you?" Kanade said, panting. "Yeah, I don't have any good lies for this one. But come on, are you really just gonna ask for what it was? Just like that? What happened to the Pitohui I know, who'd spend days researching for an answer?"

"Oh? And here I thought people were always telling me that I'd never find someone who appreciates all my effort." Pitohui had been thinking, quite a bit, actually. Kanade was more versed in this kind of work than she had any right to be. And, way back before they had embarked on this quest, Kanade had mentioned her uncle facing down dangers. Archaeology didn't exactly sound like a dangerous field. It sounded downright boring, actually, but there was something to this story, and she wanted to find out what that something was. "Fine, fine. We'll do it your way. You want a question? Here's one. What kind of beasts were you watching your uncle take down? You picked that spear up for more than just exercise, and you've kept up too well. So tell me, how much did you learn from a guy who never let danger stop him? Don't go telling me that you were lucky enough to get taken on missions like this when you were still a kid."

From the reaction Kanade gives, she wasn't expecting Pitohui to nail that on the first try. "...Well, damn. You're better at this than I thought, huh? I wish I got to see him in action, but no, I just got to hear tales instead. His days in the monster-infested ruins were when I was just a kid. No, all I got to do was wander around dig sites and field work, though at least the expeditions always liked me. I think they thought of me as a mascot, almost. You're right, though. Uncle Lemeza and his tales of great battle... yeah, that's why I took up a weapon. Though I wasn't lying about why I picked up a spear in particular. Tried sword, tried axe, tried club, but spear was just what felt natural."

"Whaaat? No way! Are you telling me he fought actual monsters?" No longer concerned with staying quiet to avoid attracting attention, Pitohui let out a peculiar half-gasp, half-squeal of delight as she lights up upon hearing Kanade's answer. Finding out why Kanade had taken up a weapon - and that she had found one that suited her in a way Pitohui could very much relate - was a delight of its own, but this was an even more shocking discovery. "I thought that archaeology was all about picking up clay shards and junk, but this sounds exciting! How many good stories have you been keeping from me? Even if you weren't in those ruins yourself, you have to tell me everything you know!"

"Yeah, he definitely fought monsters. The two-headed snake, the stone statue, the monstrous fish... In fact, if you do some digging, the expedition he fought them on is pretty famous! And he didn't tell all the stories of it to the public, but he definitely shared enough to get a lot of interest." Kanade left it at that, a grin on her face. "Might become an archaeologist yourself, with interest like that!"

"Be careful. You give me ideas, and I might just go and become better than your uncle." Pitohui 
returns Kanade's grin with a smirk. Well, she had a new project to pursue. It might not have 
been public record, but the stories would be out there somewhere. And if she could get enough 
to ask a direct question, she'd get the answer out of Kanade.

“But we’ll never find out if we sit around here and wait for them to kill us,” she adds as she rose to her feet and gestured for Kanade to follow. “Come on. I get the feeling we’re in the home stretch.” 

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ARSONISTS


“They call cities urban jungles. Forests burn, and rot burns well. And sadly, rot often contains life of its own. Now condemned to burn forever, this creature will only know peace through extinguishment. Its fire will not harm itself though, so you cannot wait it out. Water also seems lacking in its effectiveness, though perhaps excessive amounts will serve. Be warned: it will blaze one last time when it dies…”
---

It wasn't often, with the Kobbers, that Pitohui had a chance to show off her skill as a sniper. Here though, perched on top of what was once a small store, probably built early in the city's history, considering how tiny it was compared to the rest of the buildings, Kanade was treated to a spectacular show.

Pitohui was on her stomach, looking through the sight of her Blaser R93, kicking her feet up in the air almost as if she were bored. It was simple, really, a welcome respite as they neared the end of their mission. Every few minutes, Pitohui would spot a small horde of the beasts wandering where she could hit them, and there'd be a few - usually five or six - pounding gunshots in rapid succession. Once she had made her shots, she would toss a question to Kanade, who was standing tall on the rooftop, looking through binoculars at the street below.

Speaking of, there were more. Eight shots this time, interestingly enough.

"Only thirty meters east of the last group. How far?"

“Let’s see… wow. I’m impressed! I give it twenty feet up and about a fifty meter total spread.”

Yes, Pitohui wasn't asking whether or not she had hit them all. She knew she had, she could see it for herself, and even if she couldn't, she wouldn't have bothered to ask, anyways. Kanade would have said something, in that unlikely scenario. Instead, she wanted to know how far the resulting blaze extended upwards when it flared up and how far pieces of the Arsonists' corpses had scattered. She was using, for the first time in a real hunt, dumdum bullets. She was eager to know just how effective they were.

“Hmm. Impressive, but not what I was hoping for. Ah well, let’s try the next one.” Pitohui shrugged off the disappointing - in her eyes, at least - result and peered through her scope to try and find more of the beasts. A task that wasn’t easy, with how many they had already eliminated! Darn, would this mission end with a whimper?

No.

----

THE HORDE

“I have not observed this creature. I have simply observed other aspects of this corruption and its creations, and what happens when they are dealt sufficient physical damage that they are disabled, and am presenting a possibility.

“Everything you do, will come back to you. All massed together in one final nightmare. If it does come for you, I will drop in whatever I can to balance the scales. All cards will be on the table. This possibility is hell itself bursting to the surface of the Earth.


Good luck. You’ll need it.”

----

"Ahahahahaha, you couldn't have picked anything better for that final boss feel, could you have?"

Most people would not have laughed as the ground trembled and buildings threatened to topple, except perhaps as a result of shock, of having no other reaction to offer.

Most people would not have thrown their head back as they watched a beast that looked like it could have come from the depths of hell, a beast as tall as a two-story building, emerged from the earth, tearing through asphalt, concrete, and steel with ease as it rose up from beneath the ground.

Most people were not, it was always worth reiterating, Pitohui.

With the bay to their backs, Pitohui and Kanade stood on top of a freighter, left to rot in what was once a shipyard. They had already been in its depths. Down below, every single type of beast - save for the Burrowers - they had encountered so far roamed around, refugees set on killing one another and killing anything else that even so much as dared to move. It would have been the perfect final obstacle before a final boss, the perfect final rush of foes before facing down a final boss. Had the circumstances been any different, Pitohui would have happily jumped into such a challenge. But the two girls had tried to avoid killing, tried to avoid fighting, as much as they could, while setting up their final trap. They had crept through the insides of the ship, killing beasts when they had to, but for the most part avoiding fights as they put their plan into action.

The beast emerging on the peninsula they had been overlooking was already leveling everything around it. It hadn’t noticed them, not yet.

“Whew! This one’s a big boy! Hope you aren’t too disappointed that none of these guns are made for something this big.”

“I mean, that’d make it too easy, wouldn’t it?” Kanade said, taking deep breaths. Symphogear wasn’t meant to be used this long, and any minute now it could run out, leaving her nearly but not quite defenseless… but she wasn’t going to show that.

The roar that came next seemed to shake the crust of the earth itself, the water churning as if a fierce gale had descended upon the bay. The old ship lurched and pitched and heeled violently, threatening to send the two girls off balance, its creaking and the groaning of its worn-out joints just barely audible over the beast’s mighty roar.

Now, they had been noticed.

All at once, all hell broke loose, both atop the ship and in its depths. The beast - the Horde, that is - lunged at Kanade and Pitohui. The Gungnir-wielder, her athleticism boosted by the magitch, leapt high into the air, Pitohui clinging to her back. Seconds later, as the Horde slammed into the ship’s surface, the two girls came down, Pitohui jumping off Kanade’s back to do so. Gigantic spear and blade of superheated plasma, both weapons plunged into the beasts’ heads, each girl landing on a different portion of its massive body.

As she pulled out her magitech spear from the creature's head, Kanade suddenly feels a tugging sense of exhaustion. Her entire Symphogear began to glow, and in a burst of light, it simply... dissolved. Her pendant, now the normal red jewel of its  inactive state, dangled around her neck, as Kanade nearly collapsed from the sudden loss of strength she's experienced from the lack of a gear. She staggered, wavered dangerously for two seconds, then managed to regain her balance, wobbling on her feet.

Pitohui caught the sight of Kanade's gear dissolving around her out of the corner of her eye as she herself pulled her sword out of the Horde's head. Not straight up, though. She dragged it through the head she was standing on for maximum damage. It had been fun, for a moment, causing the beast so much pain, but all of the thrill evaporated as she watched Kanade stumble. She had to stop herself from gunning for the other idol, acting on instinct to jump in the middle of the fray and put herself between the beast and her ally. She had to find a way to defend Kanade, but... if they were together, they'd be easy targets. The plan relied upon each of them fighting on their own, to keep the beast's attention split.

But sometimes, plans had to change in the midst of battle. She didn't have any explosives left on her person, but Pitohui still had plenty of guns, as she whipped out one of her XDM .40 pistols. The gun wouldn't do much to the beast, not much at all, but it'd let her keep it's attention on her for the moment, and she'd be fine fighting by herself while Kanade recovered. Getting Kanade something to defend herself with, though... that was another matter...

As the beast raised itself back up, itching to fight, Pitohui blasted it with a series of shots, and the Horde turned its full attention to her. It swiped at her with a scythed claw, and she raised a shield to block it. Woman and beast struggled against one another, Pitohui using her might to push back against her attacker with her shield and the Horde adding greater and greater force in an attempt to drive its claw through the shield. Back and forth their struggle went, each able to gain the upper hand for a moment, but never long enough to break off the attack. The shield would hold just fine. The question wasn't whether or not Pitohui would be impaled, but how long she could avoid being knocked to the ground. 

All the while, she watched Kanade, observing what the other idol did with the precious moments bought for her to recover, trying to assess if she'll be in a state to fight at all.

As she saw Pitohui block the attack, Kanade realized she had to make sure of this chance. She still had the energy to keep going, even if she did feel immensely drained - Kanade had just never fought to the point where she lost her gear before, and it was a surprise and a shock to her system. Now that she's got the chance to keep going, Kanade's started to act, quickly searching for something to fight with. 

Nothing at hand. Darn it Dawn, this would have been a good time for a loot crate.

"...It's not a spear, but it's close enough! Toss me your photon sword!"

"Hey, hey! Back in the fight? I thought I'd get the chance to be the hero rescuing the princess, but whatever." Despite the casual tone of her choice of words, the strain in Pitohui's voice was all too easy to hear as the beast started to overwhelm and overpower her worn-down body. Ultimately, she made the decision at the last minute to avoid giving in, and, with one final heave to give herself an opening, she dashed out from underneath the shield, letting the beast slam it to the ground with her now out of the way. She'd have to retrieve it at some point, but that'd be far from impossible. Better to lose it for a moment than get sliced through the abdomen. Out of harm's way for the immediate moment, Pitohui tossed her photon sword - in its inactive state, of course - to Kanade. She was still on her feet and ready to fight, but that little match against the beast had worn her out. But the Horde was already preparing to launch another attack against - readying itself to slam into her with its massive form - her as she worked to sling her assault rifle over her shoulder to take it from being strapped onto her back to being in her hands. She might, she noted, just have to rely on Kanade to intervene here, considering the edge of the ship was immediately to her back and she'd only be able to start firing once the beast had already committed to its attack.

Well, she didn’t have to worry. With a flick, the photon sword erupted into life, a bright red blade searing in the night air. Kanade takes a couple experimental stabs, figuring out how she could account for the weight and shape - she'd never be able to do something like conquer a Brawl with the sword, but to finish a fight? Or at least hold it up until their plan went into action? That was easy. She spun the sword, then stabbed it right into a part of the Horde that strayed near her, causing it to roar at her loudly. It immediately took a swing, Kanade dodging out of the way - she still had the stamina to keep fighting, at least for as long as they needed!

With Kanade's attack, the Horde took its attention off Pitohui, at least for the immediate moment. That gave her the time to finish getting her assault rifle in her hands, and once she had that, she wasted no time in spraying a barrage of bullets at the beast. It once again turned and roared at her. But that didn't last long. On the other side of the beast, Kanade took another stab at it. Before it could even fully turn around to face its red-headed foe, it was being assaulted by gunfire again, Pitohui running to the opposite side of Kanade and even retrieving her shield as she did. Back and forth. From one side of the ship to the other, the beast turned, as heavy fire hit it from one side and alternated with a sharp, searing, stabbing pain erupting from its other side. Yes, this was a beast born from mob mentality, but the madness of mobs meant that it could only focus on one threat at a time, and Pitohui and Kanade kept their attacks alternated to keep the beast from focusing on either one of them for too long.

As the battle raged atop the ship, a series of explosions rocked the ship from the inside. 

Grand Grenades, positioned all across its keel, throughout its lowest depths and placed just underneath every partition between its compartments, finally went off all at once. More powerful, time-delayed models of a standard plasma grenade, the sheer size of the ship meant that even these massive explosions didn’t damage it too heavily, but it did allow water to begin pouring in. The ship, which had survived in this lonely harbor for some unknowable but undoubtedly large number of years, was finally beginning to sink. The explosions and the influx of water sent the beasts below into overdrive, and the killing within the ship began in earnest.

Listening to the sounds of pandemonium beneath them, Pitohui and Kanade both kept a silent count going in their head. They had discussed the plan, had estimated the time they would need and gone over it again and again to make sure. Until that moment came, though, they had to keep fighting this looming beast. That was easier said than done, given its size and the limited room on the battlefield. Kanade kept her borrowed photon sword in hand, and Pitohui stuck with her assault rifle in one hand and her shield in the other, willing to drop the latter when she needed to focus on firing. Neither girl could do much with their attacks, but they kept them up, slowly chipping away at the Horde even as it forced them to dodge an onslaught of its own. It tried repeatedly to slam its heads into them, to swipe at them with its claws, and to catch them in its gaping maw. And more than any of that, it just tried to outlast them.

For some twenty minutes, the girls fought the beast on the top of the freighter as more and more of the ship sunk beneath the choppy water of the bay. Corpses piled up in the increasingly waterlogged belly of the ship. During this confrontation, Pitohui and Kanade had continued to try to stay on opposite ends of the ship, had tried to split the beast’s attention between the two of them. As they hit the time they had agreed upon, though, Pitohui dodged yet another one of the beast’s swipes, and then ran over to Kanade. One more series of explosions rocked the ship, the blast this time much larger, and concentrated in the few areas of the ship that remained dry. The beasts inside let out twisted screams as they were blown to pieces all at once. Racing against the final few moments of the countdown only they knew about, Pitohui dropped her shield flat on the ground. Within seconds, she had dropped on top of it herself, gripping its handles with all of her might as her stomach pressed against metal. And just as planned, Kanade dropped on top of her, gripping to both her and, as best she was able to with Pitohui’s hands already there, the handles on the shield itself.

Pitohui looked directly at the beast, watching it prepare to impale herself and Kanade with one of its claws, and offered but a single word.

“Byeee~eee!”

Normally, this would have been a great way to get killed, but in a fraction of a second after Kanade had dropped down, just after Pitohui had uttered her goodbye, the ship itself exploded.

True though it may have been that the girls didn’t possess the weaponry required to create a blast that could take out the Horde, that didn’t mean they couldn’t make one. Inside the hull of that ship, two key components came together as they had distracted the Horde. One component was an immense amount of water in a confined space. That had been allowed in by the first series of explosions. The second was an immense amount of heat, released all at once. When the Arsonists inside the ship had been killed in the second series of blasts, they had provided more than enough heat. And water, plus heat, plus pressure…

The entire freighter had been turned into one gigantic steam-powered explosive that would have made Herman and Otto shudder.

With Pitohui’s absolutely ecstatic cackling ringing out, Pitohui and Kanade used the shield to ride the shockwave on the leading edge of the explosive burst of steam high into the air, and the ship, the beasts of the city, and even the Horde disappeared, replaced by nothing more than a massive, expanding cloud of steam engulfing the bay beneath them. Had it been an incredibly reckless plan that could have seen them horribly burnt at best, and killed in a most painful way at worst?

Yes.

Had it worked, though?

Yes.

The girls didn’t rise straight up. The blast had imparted a great deal of energy to their horizontal motion as well as their vertical motion. That proved important when they fell back down into water much, much further out in the bay. Had they fallen from much greater a height, they still would have died upon smacking into the water. As it happened, though? The two tired, worn-down girls had a long swim back to the shore. Not so long they couldn’t make it, but long enough, by any reckoning. The mission, though? It was over.

----

“Mark Twain said go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company. Sorry Samuel, but I believe you were speaking out of your buttocks in that regard.” Dawn said, as she again passed Pitohui the breathing mask.

Pitohui fiddled with the mask, trying to find a way to get it on that made it the least difficult to talk before giving up on the idea altogether and resigning to wear it as intended, choosing to increase the volume of her voice to compensate for the mask’s muffling of it. It had certainly been a long, grueling battle, considering the sheer variety of foes involved, but that had only made it more thrilling.

“Wew! Haven’t had a night out like that in ages. It’s almost too bad they weren’t more intelligent. They might’ve put up a better fight. Would’ve been more fun getting to hear them scream, too, if it meant something.”

It’s rather difficult to laugh with the mask on, but one gets the distinct impression she would have been cackling right about now, given the litheness in her movements and the shine in her eyes, the way she’s practically moving about with a skip in her step as her body comes down from the rush of adrenaline.

“Well, Kanade? Tell me the truth, you think you’re down for making this a regular girl’s night out? We hit the mall one week, do a little monster-hunting the next?”

Kanade looks over at Pitohui with a raised eyebrow. She was exhausted, she’d nearly broken her Symphogear in the process, and right now she was too tired to do anything but sleep. To be honest, she didn’t want to even think about monster-hunting - that had been absurdly dangerous, something that they had only made it through with a whole boatload of luck. The idea of doing it again so easily made her wonder how Pitohui even handled it. 

But… she had to admit, fighting alongside Pitohui had its own charm and energy to it. Something about the gunslinger just kept her coming back to see more of this wild, unrestrained power. So she decides to call Pitohui’s bluff for now. “Sure. You want to pick the next set?” 

“Hell yes! Now you’re getting it!” She could tell that Kanade was trying to call her bluff, but she wasn’t going to give her the satisfaction of that. It was hard to tell how much of the excitement on her face was genuine and how much was part of the act she had constantly been putting on for Kanade. It’s not like she wasn’t hurting, either, she was just better at hiding it and - all hopped up on adrenaline - outright ignoring how worn down she was. “I say we get another one in next week! I’d get right back out here tomorrow, but we don’t want to burn through all the fodder yet. Wouldn’t be enough fun left down the road.”

The glance she shoots Kanade, the grin barely visible in the curl of her lips, it all makes it clear - she intends to keep this up until Kanade blinks first. “Hey, yo, Dawn! What else do you have rattling around that head of yours? Know any other monster-infested worlds you could beam us down to this time next week?”

“After that insane choice of a final plan? It would be irresponsible of me to make such an offer.” Dawn said. “In practice yes, in execution it would be a bad idea. Not every two woman army scenario plays out as smoothly as this one. There’s a reason I picked you and let Kanade come along. And it also says a lot that this can be classified as SMOOTHLY. Speaking of you, Kanade, I have another mask. High oxygen in small doses helps refresh. I also have painkillers. Non-opiate based.

“I wish I’d had your services about three weeks ago. There was this exceptionally unpleasant 
business with rats…”

Kanade looks at Pitohui. She sighs deeply. “Hwaaaah… alright, alright. MAYBE we’ll do this again, but on a special occasion.” She shakes her head and leans back, taking the mask and painkillers from Dawn. “Whatever am I going to do with you?”

“You’ll be holding the shovel to bury all the bodies I leave in my wake, that’s what you’re going to do,” she responded with a wink, not at all concerned by how dark her joke was as she reached for a handful of painkillers herself. She didn’t actually take any of them, though. Not now. She only stuffed them inside a pouch on her suit, one that had been emptied of ammo in the fight. She had the good sense to know she’d need to take them, but she didn’t feel like she needed them yet. “But hey, I can live with that. We’ll save these for special occasions. But I hope you know that means you’ll have to find a different way to keep me entertained next time I invite you over~.”

“Get a room.” Dawn said.

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